ALEXANDRA F – SIGNALS – by STAN MACIAS (126) TLE

Remember that time you woke up on a stranger’s couch, half-naked, with only hazy recollections of the night before? Sexy Alexandra F laughs at the memory. “I’d had a pretty wild time at a bar,” she confesses, all blue feline eyes, no makeup and brunette bed-head hair. “A guy I met took me home, just to make sure I was OK. I’d been drinking tequila – it always gives me the dirtiest dreams – and I woke up in his den, horny and totally juiced up. So there I was, one hand playing with my naked tits, the other slamming a dildo in and out my hairy pussy, when he walks in to tell me he’s fixed breakfast. That’s when I find out my ‘dildo’ is actually a vintage collectible toy sword, that must have cost him a load of money… Yeah, I guess I did feel a little guilty, but that’s not why I went down on him right then and there.” She licks her lips. “He was one of the good guys – in every way. Best morning after ever.”