JOSEPHINE – EMPRESS – by DANA LENKO (93) TLE

We ask raven-haired honey Josephine what she’d do if she ruled the world. “You mean I don’t already?” she replies, with a wicked glint in her hazel eyes. She thinks about it for a while, one hand sliding inside of her red dress, then says, “Naked Tuesdays, with the wearing of all clothes banned. Well, in my grand palace, at least. And International Sex Day – everyone all over the planet gets a day off work to spend fucking or masturbating. Oh, and the banknotes – my face on one side, my shaved pussy on the other.” She begins to giggle. “Of course I’d try to find ways to keep my people happy and healthy – but those ideas are a good start, right?”