MITZI X – DATE ME 1 – by JOHN CHALK (116) TLE

Even when she dresses down, brown-eyed brunette Mitzi X is seriously cute – so why she isn’t getting matches on the hottest new dating app is a mystery… and a scandal! Realizing she needs to take a bolder approach, she dresses in leather-look lingerie, garters, and classic sheer black stockings that display her curves to perfection.

A slick of candy-pink lip gloss finishes the look, and she strikes sexy poses, pouting and gazing directly into the camera. So far, so irresistible – then, feeling inspired, she dials up the heat even further. Unboxing her “goody stash”, she films herself to show prospective partners just how much fun she’s capable of having, even when she’s alone.

It’s such a convincing display, Mitzi contemplates quitting the app and staying solo instead of updating her profile. Her finger hovers over the screen, then she types “Wanna join me…?”, hits go – and, almost immediately, the matches start to ping through. For a couple minutes, she has to look away and handle her excitement the best way she knows how. Then, the next time she looks, it’s 391 matches – and counting…